- well, you can call me Meggsie s'long as you don't hang around with that creep Coogan. And speaking of that rat - someone let him slide into this book of mine and you can bet your best pocket knife that that spells trouble (or elbuort if you start at the wrong end). So don't cheat. Start at the beginning and see whether Coogan and Kelly and Nolan get the better of Bennie and Chubb and me.